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The Sock Polls

Do you put on your socks before the rest of your clothes?

Do you like to match your socks?

	No, too many pairs with one missing, so I mix and match.
	Yes, always.
	I don't wear socks.
	To sock is human, to match divine.

Do you wear your socks to bed?

	Yes, I love warm feet.
	No, I love the feel of cool sheets on my bare feet.
	Gentlemen don't tell.
	I sleep on the floor.

Where do missing socks go?

	They spontaneously combust.
	The Sock Fairy steals them.
	They unravel and go down the washing machine drain.
	They are abducted by aliens.
	They are here - they are just invisible.
	Department store agents steal them so you'll have to buy more.
	Brazil.
	Nobody knows.

Do you wear special socks on holidays?

	Yes, I like to show them off.
	No, just basic black.

Newsflash

Every so often someone asks how they can buy socks from us. Well... you can't! Because we don't actually sell socks.

This is just intended to be a humor site. And there are a lot of fun socks to see here.

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